
None (Mid-2000s Sitcom Broadcast Aesthetic)
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Summary
Multiple Caucasian males (approx. ages 30-45), Subject A: Mesomorph; Subject B: Ectomorph (Lean); Subject C: Ectomorph-Mesomorph Hybrid (LOCKED), Handshake at center-right; Subject C's index finger pointing
Mid-2000s digital video sitcom styleDunder Mifflin Scranton OfficeBusiness Casual / Professional
Description
[meta] prompt_version = "v3.3.1" [prompt] main = """ Forensic replication of a mid-2000s sitcom office scene. SUBJECTS: Three Caucasian males with LOCKED [Somatotypes]. Subject B (center) features a dense, obsidian chest-length beard, high-density terminal hair. Subject A (right) in a dark blazer, Subject C (left foreground) seated and smirking. FACE: Subject B has hidden lower-face geometry due to beard mass; Subject C displays an expressive gaze vector toward Subject A. Structural light-shaping via overhead fluorescents. WARDROBE & ENVIRONMENT: Dunder Mifflin office interior, cluttered desks, blue oxford shirts and ties. WARDROBE PHYSICS: Axial tension on Subject B's sleeve during a firm handshake with Subject A. """ [technical] camera = "35mm lens, f/5.6, deep focus plane" render_logic = "Anatomical magnitude-locked (baseline), sitcom-preserving realism, broadcast-accurate lighting, zero skin-noise artifacts."
Prompt DNA
Demographics
Core identity:demographics: Multiple Caucasian males (approx. ages 30-45) • body_composition: Subject A: Mesomorph; Subject B: Ectomorph (Lean); Subject C: Ectomorph-Mesomorph Hybrid (LOCKED)
Face forensics:face_shape: classification: Subject A: Oval; Subject B: Obscured by facial hair; Subject C: Rectangular • jawline_metrics: Subject A: Defined, high-angle; Subject C: Softened by seated tilt • chin_projection: Subject A: Pronounced; Subject B: Hidden by vertical beard mass • forehead_proportions: Standard 1/3 facial ratio • hair_complex: fiber_texture: Subject B: Coarse, high-density terminal hair; Subject A/C: Straight, fine-to-medium • density_and_scalp: Subject B: Extreme follicular density on lower facial third; Subject A: Slight receding at temples • color_variation: Subject B: Uniform deep obsidian (Level 1); Others: Varied browns/tans • hairline_mechanics: Subject B: High cheekline connection, seamless transition to chest-length mass • facial_topography: eyebrows: Subject B: Dense, low-arch; Subject C: Expressive, asymmetric lift • eyes_orbital: Subject C: Deep-set, lateral gaze vector toward Subject A; Subject A: Focused on handshake • aegyo_sal_mechanics: Subtle, consistent with smirk (Subject C) • nose_structure: Subject A: Prominent bridge; Subject B: Narrow, straight dorsum • mouth_and_lips: Subject A: Pressed in greeting; Subject C: Smirking, tight-lipped • ears: Subject A: Standard protrusion, visible helix detail • skin_physics: Diffused fluorescent illumination; minimal micro-texture due to broadcast compression • facial_accessories: Subject B: Significant facial hair (Beard) acting as primary identity feature
Body physics:morphology: Subject B: Narrow ribcage, high-waist belt placement; Subject C: Slouching posture, shoulder-girdle compression • bosom_protocol: volume_and_scale: BASELINE (Anatomical Standard for male subjects) • projection: Neutral • gravity_and_weight: Negative/Standard • material_interaction: Axial tension on Subject B's shirt due to arm extension for handshake • skin_texture_body: Matte, non-specular lighting response
Pose mechanics:geometric_lock: Handshake at center-right; Subject C's index finger pointing at Subject A (Line of Action) • limbs: Subject B: Extended right arm, slight elbow flexion; Subject C: Seated, arm resting on chair back • expression: Subject C: Knowing/Smug; Subject A: Professional/Sincere
Wardrobe
Items:item: Business Casual / Professional • details: Subject A: Dark chocolate blazer, patterned tie. Subject B: Light blue oxford, navy tie, grey trousers. Subject C: Light blue oxford, navy tie.
Physics interaction:Fabric pulling at the shoulder of Subject B; tie compression under beard mass
Environment
Location:Dunder Mifflin Scranton Office
Spatial layers:foreground: Jim Halpert (seated left), Desk edge • midground: Michael Scott, Bearded Man, Dwight Schrute (seated center) • background: Phyllis Vance, Stanley Hudson, bookshelves, office partitions
Context:Professional workspace, daytime
Camera
Lens:approx 35mm
Aperture:f/4.0 or f/5.6 (Deep depth of field)
Focus plane:Plane of the handshake (Midground)
Format:Structured
Vol:4709 chars
Entropy:4.78 bits/char
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ASPECT RATIO
16:9
Tags
#mockumentary style#corporate nostalgia#workplace comedy#awkward encounter#2000s sitcom aesthetic#muted office palette#business casual